leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via systemrider)

dennys:

Massage that beautiful refreshing lather into your scalp for healthy keratin enforced hair with a delightful scent of glazed ham.

dennys:

Massage that beautiful refreshing lather into your scalp for healthy keratin enforced hair with a delightful scent of glazed ham.